Latest Quotes
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| July 21, 2010 - 15:36 | view |
Elekt: I always hoped to be strangled by a European power cord. |
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| July 21, 2010 - 15:35 | view |
John: You know it'll be the end of the world when we're running down the halls holding nerf guns and wearing tin-foil hats. |
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| July 11, 2010 - 1:45 | view |
Gal: The guy giving us beer shall hence forth be known as the beer ogre. |
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| June 30, 2010 - 10:04 | view |
Guy: Remember- Don't put your spider in the microwave after you wrap it in tin foil. |
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| June 29, 2010 - 19:37 | view |
Elekt: Take it from me: When eyeing a girl, ALWAYS assume they are married with kids unless told otherwise. |
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| June 29, 2010 - 18:51 | view |
I applied for a job in a mental hospital. They said I need 24 hours of experience with a retard. You wanna chill tomorrow? I have crayons. |
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| June 29, 2010 - 18:43 | view |
If one person calls you a Hutt, ignore him. If 2 people call you a Hutt, begin to wonder. If 3 people call you a Hutt, but a drool bucket and begin stockpiling spice. |
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| June 29, 2010 - 10:39 | view |
Vim: Hey, it's the internet. Intelligence is not required. |
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| June 23, 2010 - 8:56 | view |
Elekt: Schrödinger's iPhone - You think you're getting an iPhone shipped to you, until you try to find it. Then the system collapses and a cat dies. And you still don't have an iPhone. |
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| June 14, 2010 - 18:22 | view |
Elekt: so my site isnt as abused as you may think |
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