John's Life Tips
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| #2: |
Twins |
| #13: |
Good luck |
| #15: |
Because the water was boiling is not a good reason to break into your neighbors house and throw the pot of boiling water in his face. |
| #18: |
See Rule 25. |
| #21: |
A good pun never makes a murder excusable by the police. |
| #23: |
If your name is mike you suck. |
| #25: |
See Rule #18. |
| #32: |
A standard Armageddon bag should have: a set of clothes, a new identity, a shaving kit and a well tended beehive. |
| #35: |
Curlers are the true prophets of John |
| #42: |
Lemonade + Dark Side = You are fucked. |
| #49: |
Trains are awesome. |
| #50: |
Trannys are awesome. |
| #51: |
Tanks are awesome. |
| #52: |
Trains of Tanks driven by Trannys are awesome. |